{"id":2366,"date":"2024-11-14T10:12:23","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T10:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/?p=2366"},"modified":"2024-11-14T10:12:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T10:12:23","slug":"dwie-siostry-zakonne-poszly-na-rynek-i-przybyly-spoznione-nagle-zobaczyli-idacego-za-nimi-mezczyzne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/?p=2366","title":{"rendered":"Dwie siostry zakonne posz\u0142y na rynek i przyby\u0142y sp\u00f3\u017anione. Nagle zobaczyli id\u0105cego za nimi m\u0119\u017cczyzn\u0119\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dwie siostry zakonne posz\u0142y na rynek i by\u0142y bardzo sp\u00f3\u017anione.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSiostro Andrea, jest ju\u017c ciemno, a my jeszcze jeste\u015bmy daleko od klasztoru\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>\u201eTak, siostro Dulce, i zauwa\u017cy\u0142a\u015b, \u017ce \u015bledzi\u0142 nas m\u0119\u017cczyzna\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tak. Czego potrzebuje?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Logiczne. Zgwa\u0142\u0107 nas.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Co powinni\u015bmy zrobi\u0107?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Rozdzielmy si\u0119. Ty id\u017a t\u0105 drog\u0105, a ja id\u0119 t\u0105.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0119\u017cczyzna poszed\u0142 za siostr\u0105 Dulce.<br>Siostra Andrea przysz\u0142a do klasztoru i bardzo si\u0119 zmartwi\u0142a. Po pewnym czasie pojawi\u0142a si\u0119 siostra Dulce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"623\" src=\"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-107.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-107.png 1024w, https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-107-300x183.png 300w, https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-107-768x467.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>C\u00f3\u017c, co si\u0119 sta\u0142o?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Logiczne. Pobieg\u0142em, on za mn\u0105.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I?<br>-Logiczny. Dogoni\u0142 mnie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O m\u00f3j Bo\u017ce, co zrobi\u0142e\u015b?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Logiczne. Podci\u0105gn\u0119\u0142am r\u0105bek.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Och, siostro. Co zrobi\u0142?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Logiczne. \u015aci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 spodnie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I co wtedy?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Logiczne. Czy nie jest oczywiste, \u017ce zakonnica z podniesion\u0105 sp\u00f3dnic\u0105 biega szybciej ni\u017c m\u0119\u017cczyzna ze spuszczonymi spodniami?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je\u015bli my\u015blisz o innym zako\u0144czeniu, przeczytaj 188 razy modlitw\u0119 do Matki Bo\u017cej i 320 razy Ojcze nasz i popro\u015b Pana, aby oczy\u015bci\u0142 Tw\u00f3j umys\u0142.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dwie siostry zakonne posz\u0142y na rynek i by\u0142y bardzo sp\u00f3\u017anione. \u201eSiostro Andrea, jest ju\u017c ciemno, a my jeszcze jeste\u015bmy daleko od klasztoru\u201d. \u201eTak, \n<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/?p=2366\"> [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2368,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2369,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2366\/revisions\/2369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daily24.pl.ua\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}